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vvirginprincesss:

thefatgawd:

kidxforever:

LMAOOO IM SORRY

Nah though, she right. You don’t call white folks, “European American”.

Trueee.

simsgonewrong:

Sure thing, talking dog.

ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

radeponine:

when pepper didn’t get her meatloaf

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skelezor:

lesmiserablesislife:

WHAT HAPPENED IN 2006

the first wave must have been unsuccessful

cursethegoldfish:

My mom asked who Ariana Grande was and my dad shouted from across the house “A VERY LARGE ARIANA!”

  • Redneck Boy: hey there
  • Redneck Girl: I have a cousin