➳ my name is ryan and theres a 100% chance that ur a cutie
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perchu:

tsarbucks:

perchu:

perchu:

in skyrim you can ride a bee

in real life you can ride a bee

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dont do this here

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

2000yr:

lemonsforlife94:

2000yr:

TWO YEARS Apart

It says Ana in the tags. ANOREXIA. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GLORIFYING AN EATING DISORDER. Why does this have so many god damn notes?! This girl needs help, not people reblogging it. Bless your sweet precious little hearts.

My name is Ana

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win