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Queen

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

image

buffystolethetardis:

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

I’ve been staring at this forever trying to figure out if those are mashed potatoes or Mac and cheese because sweetheart…

YOU DO NOT DISRESPECT MASHED POTATOES LIKE THAT BY INSERTING A CHILD INTO THEM, unless it adds to the flavor

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.